Fun adventures with Shaylee & Chelsea

So today was a pretty kick ass epic day. I got A LOT of sleep last night so I had a HUGE amount of energy plus to add to it I had a large mt dew at work so I was pretty hyped up all freaking morning. When I got off work I renewed my tags (finally) so now I don't have to dodge the 5-O anymore cause my car is LEGAL. Don't ask why some words are CAPS lol. After that I met up with the wifey Chelsea and we got some bomb ass Mexican food aka our native dish. Then Shaylee my super secret lover met us there and was supposed to help us eat the huge ass plate of Carne Asada fries  ( for the gringos that don't know what that means its pretty much just fries with steak cheese guacamole and sour cream on them aka a heart attack waiting to happen lol) and she freaking didn't so as the fat girl I am I was disappointed that I had to waste food. After that we hit up the mall to look for baby stuff cause Chels ( my wife) is PREGGERS YAY. Then Shay ( my super secret lover) bought some expensive ass jeans but they are way cute and shirt. We ate AGAIN (keep in mind Chels is eating for two I'm fat and shaylee well like i said she didn't help us at all with the fries that bitch)(jk i love her) anyways it was delish then We made chels try on some maternity pants with a belly (cause she doesn't have one yet) and she looked so freaking cute lol. Then me and shay tried one on and shay's boobs got smaller then the size B she already is and well I just looked fat so i'm never getting pregnant lol. After we came back and watched some Shane Dawson on youtube.com  (check him out he is AMAZING) and laughed a lot then chels left and shay is sitting here correcting me like damn English teacher and I'm about to deck her in her effing FACE well I'm off to bed and kicking shaylee out of my house so ta ta and sweet dreams to u all.